In our 30th episode of the Madness Chronicles, we’ll take a look at the madness of our recent ‘election.’ Remember, madness is a state of being mentally ill, severely, extremely foolish behavior, and a state of frenzied or chaotic activity. Let’s take a look at our 2020 election madness.
Our 2020 Presidential election has clearly shown our nation’s depths have plummeted when it comes to honesty and integrity. In Antrim County, Michigan, what is described as a ‘software glitch’ resulted in 6,000 votes for Trump being miraculously changed to 6,000 votes for challenger Joe Biden.
The Dominion election software used in Antrim County is also used across Michigan and thirty other states, including the eight swing states now in question. In another ‘glitch,’ the Dominion Voting Systems company lobbyist in DC is Nadeam Elshami, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s former chief of staff. And if that wasn’t coincidence enough, Richard Blum, California Senator Dianne Feinstein’s husband, is a significant shareholder in the company. Will wonders never cease.
At Cobo Hall in Detroit, ground zero for vote counting, one poll watcher described an eerie scene. At 4:30 AM, a mysterious van showed up outside, delivering 61 boxes of ballots. In her words, “It felt like a drug deal going down.” And what a deal it was. About an hour later, Biden went from losing to gaining the lead with 200,000 votes. Miracles do happen.
In a tightly contested race in Fulton County, Georgia, red flags have appeared on 132,000 ballots where the addresses are questionable due to ‘change of address’ labels. May turn out to be nothing, but there sure are a lot of moving parts long after the polls closed in this election.
In other strange occurrences, Minnesota and Wisconsin had massive, record voter turnout the likes of which they’d never seen before. Minnesota saw 90%, while in 2016, they saw 75% and an average 76% in the last four Presidential elections. In Wisconsin, the turnout was 89%, while in 2016, it was 67%, and averaged 69% the previous four Presidential elections. Another Festivus miracle.
Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan all announced that results would not be announced on election night in an unprecedented move. There were also reports of military ballots being Xeroxed and postal workers claiming they were instructed to backdate envelopes to make the deadline. Who knows what is real?
In Maricopa County, Arizona, we even have a Sharpie controversy and investigation. The claim is the GOP precincts were given a Sharpie to mark their ballots with, and allegedly a Sharpie will invalidate your vote in the machine. Who knows? But you surely can’t make this stuff up.
Probably the most valid question is centered on the law of probability. Joe Biden rarely went on the campaign trail, and when he did, he bombed. The week before the election, he appeared in Dallas with Bon Jovi. Together they drew an audience of 30 people. The President made 17 appearances in 3 days and attracted thousands of supporters. And we are to believe Biden received a record number of votes. That would be a miracle, indeed.
Republicans Won 28 of 29 Most Competitive House Seats, Added 3 State Legislatures, did not lose a single House race. But Joe Biden won the election, and that is another miracle amidst the madness.
May we wake from this madness before it’s too late. I wish you good health, and until next time, have fun, enjoy life, and watch out for the madness amongst us. It’s 2020, and it’s getting out of hand.